Lesson learned: Never send a man out to buy Aqua Net.

— J.M. Dodd (@jmdodd) December 4, 2010

Of all the servers in all the world, my kids decided to play Minecraft on a furry server.

— J.M. Dodd (@jmdodd) December 15, 2010

Hello, snow.

— J.M. Dodd (@jmdodd) December 16, 2010

Nutcracker peeps: My own mother did not recognize me.

— J.M. Dodd (@jmdodd) December 19, 2010