If I were a cobbler, my children would be walking around on bloody stumps.

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 19, 2009

Regex is my friend. Lovely regex. (But laundry is not. Again, laundry pile of doom is winning.)

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 19, 2009

Dear Abby, You can't handle the tooth. Love, Mom.

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 19, 2009

@andrea_r More like a support group.

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 20, 2009