Nothing says "Good morning!" like having a kid throw up on your bed... twice. Especially after you just changed the sheets.

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 5, 2009

The laundry toll now stands at three sets of sheets, two mattress pads, two bath towels, and four pairs of pajamas, and it's not even noon.

— Jennifer M. Dodd (@jmdodd) October 5, 2009