This is what happens when Matthew can't find a book.

How did you find our site?

My sister was drooling over the Pilot G-Tec C4 pens and pasted the link to me.

What was your reason for buying?

She's very persuasive. And I get half of the pack. (Of course, I have to pay for my half of the pack.) Also, cool pens! Pens! And pencil sharpeners!

I have a laminator. It laminates things.

It laminates things so well. Pretty, shiny lamination.

…

I CAN LAMINATE ANTS.

Everything is now alphabetized by author, except for Peter F. Hamilton. We found his stack after we'd already taken care of Niven, and moving him down one shelf would have been a huge hassle. My fantasy/novels are sideways on the top shelf.

Gus and Heather, sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.